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December 23rd, 2009


ejbythesea
10:31 pm - Santa Swell
THU
SE WIND 5 KT...BECOMING S IN THE AFTERNOON. WIND WAVES
2 FT OR LESS. W SWELL 8 TO 9 FT AT 14 SECONDS.

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san_diego
[ninaf]
12:15 pm - New years eve?
My husband and I plus his 6 yr old will be in San Diego on New Years Eve. Is there anything exciting and kid friendly to do then? Any fireworks?

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san_diego
[grrillaesthete]
11:49 am - Gardening Support Groups?
I have a brown thumb. I would like to fix that in the new year, and was wondering if there were any (LJ?) groups that are local to San Diego where an extreme neophyte will feel welcome and not laughed out of the building. I would prefer internet groups, so I can ask questions at random, when they come to me, but will also consider actual meetings/people. I belong to Quail Botanical Gardens; they have classes I think, but am looking for cheap-or-free resources. Thanks!

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atomic_usagi
11:44 am
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san_diego
[emeraldsrain]
11:27 am - Eyebrow waxing
I'm looking for any recommendations of an inexpensive and good place to get my eyebrows waxed. Every place that I've looked up so far is charging $18-$25. That seems too steep to me. I'm located near Hillcrest. Thanks!

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December 21st, 2009


san_diego
[azleaneo]
04:24 pm - Earthquake or something else?
I felt something, (I'm in Kerney Mesa at the moment) and I've seen some people on twitter report they felt something, but I'm not finding it on USGS.

Did anyone else feel it?

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December 20th, 2009


san_diego
[elizabethnla]
10:54 am
I am flying tomorrow out of San DIego International, and I was wondering where is a good place to park that is affordable and convenient. We will be gone for 11 days. Thanks in advance!

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December 19th, 2009


daphaknee
07:59 am
i should sleezy old man everyone on my fucking friends list i have a COOL PEPOLE CLUB FRIENDS LIST
NO
THIS IS BECAUSE I ASK FOR DETAILS HOW DID YOU BREAK THAT TABLE WELL IT WAS WHILE FUCKING HER IN THE ASS OF COURSE CAN I GO NEXT PLEASE

so anyway
i shaved hte sides of my head and now i am a bad guy brawling beasty beefy buff beater buster
BASICALLY IM GONNA BEAT YOU TIL YOUR SPIT UP BILE EATING AWAY AT YOUR FLESH IS A FUCKING SPA TREATMENT ESCAPE POD FROM MY PROLIFIC PUMMELING

look at my fuckijng head this is a fucking vanity fuck ing fu k ck sign gadiek ngf f hcc
VAIN

but first
a moment









lauren cut my hair while i was videochatting it the fuck UP )
Current Music: Kazuki Tomokawa - muzan no bi | Powered by Last.fm

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December 18th, 2009


daphaknee
11:17 pm
okay guys we gotta kill everyone and get this game





THE CONTROLLER
ITS A DRUM
THAT YOU ROLL BACK AND FORTH

LOOK AT THESE COLORS LOOK AT THESE VECTORS THIS IS A GAME SNOBS FAIRY NECTAR



IT TOOK THESE DUDES TWO YEARS TO RECREATE THE CONTROLERELERLER

http://www.ram-controls.com/blog-mh.html

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san_diego
[dirtnap13]
05:16 pm - Bats Day Update 12-18-09 - 2010 Tix Package $$ and more.
Bats Day Update 12-18-09 - 2010 Tix Package $$ and more.

Happy Holidays everyone.




We at Bats Day in the Fun Park want to wish you a very happy holidays.

It’s almost the end of the year and we wanted to get this very special update for the 2010 Bats Day in the Fun Park Events. It will be April before you know it.

In this update for Bats Day in the Fun Park you will find the following:

--2010 event ticket package pricing has been announced
--2010 Bats Day Black Market only a few spots left for vendors
--Bats Day Scream Store Sale until 12/25/09
--The 2010 Official Bats Day Hotel
--Come fly the ghoulish skys with discount air fair from Jet Blue
--2009 Bats Day event photos & 2010 Event Flyer


All the details are under this cut )
Once again thank you for reading this update
Stay Spooky
Noah K

---- ^v^ -------- ^v^ --------- ^v^ ---------
Bats Day in the Fun Park Weekend 12
April 30th - May 2nd, 2010

Friday April 30th, 2010
The Nightmare Before Bats Day -Dinner Meet & Greet

Saturday May 1st 2010
The Bats Day Black Market
The Bats Day Ghoulish Gala
Bats Day Dark Park

Sunday May 2nd 2010
The Spooky Trip to Disneyland - Bats Day in the Fun Park


Check out the Bats Day Scream Store.
with limited edition items.http://www.batsdaystore.com

Your number one source for all of your
Bats Day information.http://www.batsday.net

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daphaknee
12:08 pm - new games journalism ho ho
MAN

IM FEELING REALLY FRIENDLY



When I was about 14, we had these natural-gas heaters in the house. They really dried the air out, so my mom put coffee cans of water on top of them to evaporate. I used to get up in the middle of the night, sneak into the living room, pull off my drawers, and slowly lower my cock and balls into the water, gritting my teeth and breathing hard (and silently!), trying to hold myself in the steaming water, clenching my fists to hold it in there just a bit more, until my cock started to harden, then jerk, then I'd cum without touching myself just from the pain of my balls in simmering heat. )

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san_diego
[zare_k]
04:58 pm - beach fire pits
Are beach fire pits available at this time of year (or at all any more, given budget cuts)? I am interested in hosting a beach fire next week (somewhere between Ocean Beach and La Jolla) but wasn't able to find a good list of what exactly is available where.

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san_diego
[jesszika]
08:16 am - Holiday Lights
I found a website to share which tells you where to find neighborhoods that over decorate their houses for the holidays.  ...The site itself is for a limo service.. but clearly you don't have to use it, however it.. it does sound slightly fun to sip eggnogg & rum while enjoying all the pretty lights. http://www.topdoglimobus.com/san-diego-christmas_lights_map.htm
Current Mood: [mood icon] chipper

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daphaknee
12:36 am - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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December 17th, 2009


san_diego
[funnygurusdca]
11:46 pm - A Letter to Santa
Dear Santa,

You’re going to think I’m such a hypocrite. Please don’t add me to your naughty list.

The last few months have been one long migraine. The crime lab ruined a couple months’ worth of toxicology results. We had to write up NINE (!) officer-involved-shootings. Then, of course, there was the medical cannabis dispensary fiasco. I can’t sleep, my appetite has flat-lined and I feel like someone nail-gunned me between the shoulder blades.

After the jury returned a not-guilty verdict in the pot shop case (they might as well have punched me in the neck), I called James Pitts into a private meeting. He was the deputy district attorney in my office whom the defense exposed as a pot patient. I asked him, point blank, whether the marijuana worked. We opened the window and—well, you have NO idea.

It’s like riding buck-naked and bareback on a breeze.

I took home an ounce from our evidence locker. The only downside is that I’ve been smoking it out of a primitive little tube I formed out of aluminum foil, which leaves my throat feeling like I knocked back a bottle of lye. I can’t very well walk into a head shop, you know, and buy a bong. I can only ask you, because only you are discreet.

Santa, please bring me a pipe. It should be crystalline glass, rose-tinted and formed in the shape of a gavel. I want to inhale from the handle end and burn the marijuana in the mallet head. When I set it down, it should look like the smoking hammer of justice. That’s what I want.

And Bob Marley’s Legend.

Yours nicely,

Bonnie Dumanis,
San Diego County District Attorney



More letters from San Diego CityBeat )

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daphaknee
05:25 pm - goddamnit i cant get enough of hopkins fbi










in semi-related point and click news, tex murphy is free
well
news to me

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December 16th, 2009


daphaknee
02:15 pm - SERIOUSLY WHY HAVENT YOU PLAYED LA LA LAND YET
me and amon26, A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE WHO VISITED RECENTLY

there he is right there, no its not robert FUCKING smith i promise its my friend
anyway he makes really awesome visually assaulting games like all our friends are dead and au sable

EXHIBIT B A GAME SCREEN CAPTURE A GAME MADE BY NOT ROBERT SMITH BUT AMON26
26 is becuase even in the very beginning of the internet there were still 25 goths before him who wanted the name amon

so we wanted to make a game, and i wanted it to be the sequel to lalaland since lalaland is the game that really raised the bar for my standards of what games can be, and for how FUCKING IMAGINATIVE AND VISUALLY ASSAULTING AND kind of deep AND RIPPING APART GAMES AS I KNEW THEM PREVIOUSLY it is
wait
oh wahtever im not fixing that
lets look at screenshots of lala land now, which wont do it justice seriously uyou shoud just download it



i mean if you know me and i actually liek you you've probably already played this game or heard me scream and wail for days about it but
IF FOR SOME REASON (you're a huge fucking dick) YOU HAVENT PLAYED IT
DO IT NOW
then come back here okay im not done
welcome back

it took forever, a whole fucking long ass goddamn four hours, but WE FINISHED, WE WERE BLEEDING FROM EVERY HOLE AND ALL OF OUR KNUCKLES WERE BROKEN not from fighting but from knucking so hard becuase holy shit we just made the game to end all games
so we grabbed his laptop, the leisure machine and TOOK LALALAND2 TO THE STREETZ for anonymous testing
and i would just grin with pride watching the bouncing and falling letters on the start screen, and the constantly shifting rainbow mame debugging background, and the waterfall with nightmarish images that i wasnt sure were actually there or maybe it was just the game being characteristically (holy shit i did spelled that right??>??? that looks so wrong) glitchy
the first person we brought it to i was just so antsy bouncing on my feet dancing around the street
he startedi tup and WHAT THE FUCK LIFE FLASHING BEFORE EYES BRIGHT LIGHT BABY DAPHNY LITTLE DPAHNY TEEN DAPHNY OH HERE I AM CONCIOUS AGIAN WHAT IS THIS KNIFE IN MY HAND
what hte fuck im on a goddamn battlefield and there are corpses all around me and meowzbow is crucified screaming with timers on his wrists
"YOUR LAST SIGHT WILL BE YOUR LOVERS DYING SCREAMS"
thats my cat thats a sound
"IM GONNA SLIT HIS WRISTS RIGHT BEFORE I KILL YOU"
what the fuck this is crazy so im running through puddles of blood and i hide behind a pile of mangled corpses to try to think of something to do
and where the fuck are all the guns, why the hell is everyone fighting with fucking knives and spears and wooden handles of different sizes with metal sharp shit of different sizes attached
i mean its like mexican food right its all the same ingredients in different shapes
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY and theres some bubbiling guttural noises OH GOD SOMEONE ON THE BOTTOM OF THE CORPSE PILE IS ALIVE AND TALKING TO ME so i try to pull him out but hte corpses just fall on top of me and holy shit its really warm and heavy and kind of nice so i sit for a while and listen
no i dont the guy just gets out that hes the general of the other side and wants to kill me because of my game
so i dig my way out of the corpse pile and pick out the flesh and blood from under my fingernails, becuase EVEN IN WAR i hate FUCKING HATE having dirty goddamn fingernails
and i just fucking FREEZE in horror because oh god my enemy is a fucking nutcase

he like
cuts this dudes lungs out of his chest and then pinches the dude's nose and SHOVES a tube down his throat and then pours water down the tube until his lungs swell up AND EXPLODE AND THE GUY IS JUST SITTING THERE WATCHING HIS FUCKING LUNGS SWELL TO THE POINT OF MURDERING HIM
then this fucking guy
he put a man in the center of a circle of like six other guys, and cut out each of the surrounding guys intestines and wrapped up the center dude with them until he was just an intestine mummy, all you could see was his head
and then one by one he reached in the outside circles assholes and PULLED out their colon and intestines from that end, super fast so the guy in the middle spun around and around, and when he was yanking the sixth guys intestines out through his butt the guy in the middle puked up his own stomach
so the EVIL GENERAL PUNCHED the guys stomach and his stomach acid exploded all over dizzy dude and just ate his flesh away
he died too
they were all dead
the whole time, psychopathic murderer, MY ENEMY WHO I WAS OBVIOUSLY SUPPOSED TO KILL TO SAVE MY BOYFRIEND, ER MEOWZBOW was just laughing with glee and splashing in their blood
oh wait hes distracted look how happy he is
i dash up behind him hella quick ninja stealth like and cut out his entire spine i just slit all the way up from his butt to his neck and pull the fucker out, oh man this IS fun and i clip it around my waist like a belt but its really fucking long so i hula hoop with it for a bit and set meowzbow free and we get ready to go home BUT I GET ARRESTED WHAT THE FUCK I JUST KILLED THE PSYCHOPATH BUT THEY THINK -IM- THE PSYCHOPATH becuase of my stupid spine hula hoop and all i can think is stupid if you made it a skip-it theyd totally believe you but this belt makes you look like a fucking nutcase stupid stupid ALWAYS SKIP IT NVR FORGET

but im back now



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san_diego
[gullsgirl]
12:57 am - Inventory Sale
(Men of SD, here is your chance to do some mindless shopping for the woman in your life :) J/K!

I have a TON of brand new Avon items I need to clear out of inventory or else my husband is going to sell me on ebay. Make his Christmas wish come true and help me clean out the office that is full of Avon products.

All items will be well below book price. I'm pretty mobile around the county so we can meet up where ever. All items are well within expiration dates and were purchased legally by me (an Avon rep). New in package, never used or opened.

If you're looking for anything in particular, let me know otherwise here is a partial list of products:

Chrgers Watches
Reese Witherspoon "In Bloom" Gift sets
Patrick Dempsey 2 EDT for men
Bond 007
Spotlight
Kissable (Brand new Scent)
Electrify Me
Fire Me Up
Pomagranite Mango lotion and body Wash
Almond Milk Naturals Gift Set
Anew Clinical Line (Instant Face Lift, Lip Plump, Eye Cream, Flash Facial, Firming cream)
Professional Clearskin Line
Skin So Soft (in all scents)
Plantet Spa
Liiv Botanicals
U by Ungaro for her
Mark make-up
True Color Lipsticks
Bubble Bath in a million different flavors
Stocking Stuffers
Jewelry

ETC ETC ETC

Post here, email Avonforbrit AT yahoo DOT com or call/text 760-443-4214 (Michelle)
First come first serve :)

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neuracnu
12:40 am - HI!

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December 15th, 2009


daphaknee
06:14 pm - TEKKEN SIX MORE LIKE SUCKIN DIX



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